Captivating Warrior Princess † A God-shaped life is a flourishing tree †

A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them.

Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely.

It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed between the pages.

'Momma, look what I found,' the boy called out.

'What have you got there, dear?' his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: 'I think it's Adam's suit!'

'But',warned the pastor,'I must tell you,that to make the donkey go,you have to say 'Hallelujah' and then to make the donkey stop,you must say 'Amen'. If you remember that,you'll be fine.'

The poor man graciously thanked the preacher, mounted the donkey,and continued his journey.

As the sun began to set,he decided to stop the donkey and find a place to rest. But the only problem was,he couldn't remember how to stop the donkey!

The donkey kept going on for another ten minutes or so,until they started to get near a dangerous cliff. Now the man started getting nervous. He tried almost everything to get the donkey to stop,but it would not.

He finally decided to pray to God to save him. He ended the prayer by saying 'Amen' out loud,and the donkey stopped just right on the edge of the cliff. Had he waited one second more,he would have fallen off the cliff to his doom.

When he saw that the donkey had stopped,he shouted out in joy,'Hallelujah!'.....

....Defender of Justice! (True Story)

An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car,
found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She
dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun and proceeded to
scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know
how to use it! Get out of the car you scumbags!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation but got out and
ran like mad. Whereupon the lady, somewhat shaken, proceeded to
load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the
driver's seat.

She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the
ignition. She tried and tried, to no avail. And then it dawned on
her why.

A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five
spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into her car and drove
to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in
two with laughter and pointed to the other end of the counter,
where four pale white males were reporting a car jacking by a mad
elderly woman described as white, less than 5' tall, glasses,
curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun.

No charges were filed. AH ......... SENIOR MOMENTS !!!!